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Read full storyGeorge not A-W-O-L After All!
Hollywood, CA. U.S.A. - In a surprising turn of events following the release of George W. Bush's pay stubs, a newly released document reveals that the "President" was not A.W.O.L. after all - he was on duty serving Disney Corporation...
Read full storyThe Moon belongs to America
Ongoing tensions between the United States and the Russian Federation escalated today when President George Bush made the claim that the Earth's Moon seemingly belonged to him.
Read full storyAre We a Nation of Nationalists?
EDITORIAL FEATURE - Canada/US Relations It's been said that the best way to ensure war is to nationalize people under separate flags. Are we a Nation of Nationalists?...
Read full story9th Circuit Court Redefines Marriage
SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- Pro-family advocates are outraged at a recent ruling here which redefines the bond that is traditionally known to be between a man and a woman. The case involves two cross-dressing male dog groomers who have their own business on...
Read full storyUS finally finds smoking gun in Iraq
In what seems to be a breakthrough in their quest for Iraqi WMD U.S forces may have found indications of chemical weapons near Al Baklava barrack complex, Fos News confirmed Friday. According to the news agency, Iraqi villagers recently reported susp...
Read full storyAngry Vegetables - A Threat to Health?
Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Scientists at the Scientific Test Area for Recent Vegetable Eating (S.T.A.R.V.E.) have confirmed that the vegetarian movement may be causing a significant shift in the natural order of our food chain.
Read full storyDirty Bomb Shell Discovered - Fine for Public Lewdness Pending
New York City, N.Y., U.S.A. - Officials from the Office of Homeland Insecurity were called in late last night to deal with a suspicious package. They later identified the offending item as a "dirty" bomb shell and called in some Christian...
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