Written by Lampros

Thursday, 12 February 2004

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Private J.P. Gun, minutes before his arrest

In what seems to be a breakthrough in their quest for Iraqi WMD U.S forces may have found indications of chemical weapons near Al Baklava barrack complex, Fos News confirmed Friday. According to the news agency, Iraqi villagers recently reported suspicious activity - strange vapours forming clouds over and above an ex Iraqi army storehouse.

Following the lead, US marines stormed the compound and arrested Private Joshua P. Gun , completely stoned , a joint still hanging from his dehydrated lips. Defence Minister Donald Rumsfeld, in an emergency press conference, stated: ‘ This administration is pleased to inform the free world that the coalition forces finally managed to locate a smoking gun in a secret location close to Al Baklava complex. Gun will be relieved from his duties and will be flied back to the U.S of A for interrogation'.

‘This is a happy day for America' a relieved G.W Bush told reporters. ‘I told you from the beginning. This war was justified. We finally got that son of a gun'.

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Topics: Iraq, Smoking




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