Milkshakes and Handshakes - Viral Cure?
Leda slowly scans the dining area and her keen eye notices someone she somehow failed to greet when entering. A small boy is sitting with his mother munching on some fries. Leda goes over to their table and gives the boy a balloon, a sample of that...
Read full story"The Penis Dialogues" Banned in China
Beijing, CHINA - The now infamous play "The Penis Dialogues" has been banned in Beijing due to concerns about males talking to their private parts, an official has stated.
Read full storyTories ban bald leaders
Tory spin doctors have introduced a new rule barring bald men from becoming leader of the Conservative Party.
Read full storyLeeds United to Sell Remaining Players on E Bay
In an effort to stabilise the Yorkshire club, Leeds United have taken the drastic steps of offloading their remaining players to other clubs through the internet auction site E Bay.
Read full storyNew plans for asylum seekers
With over 1,000,000,000 asylum seekers a week now entering Britain, many from abroad, the government has been thrown into a panic and lost its grip. TheSpoof has seen copies of secret plans to deal with the emergency which will shock and dismay many.
Read full storyAFSCME Dumps Dean
In a move that stunned absolutely no one, American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees Union President Gerald McEntee has announced that AFSCME has pulled its endorsement of former Vermont Governor Howard Dean's presidential campaign.
Read full storyMars Still Hungry
In another press conference held by Mars, the red planet adamantly defended its hunger to a crowd of shocked and upset reporters.
Read full storyBeagle 2 lander found!
In a press conference held by the Beagle 2 lander late Tuesday morning, the lander made some comments pertaining to the previous conferences held by NASA and Mars.
Read full storyMars reacts to NASA Press Conference
In a press conference held this morning by Mars, the red planet made some statements addressing the charges alleged by NASA yesterday.
Read full storyMars is eating our space probes
In a press conference held by NASA yesterday it was revealed that Mars is eating our space probes. "First it was a couple landers, now it's a Beagle" Nasa spokeswoman Jacquelyn Barker said, Monday.
Read full storyIt's a Good Job if You Can Get It
The loss of 2.2 million jobs in the United States since the beginning of the Bush Administration is actually a good thing, White House sources said yesterday. The "Outsourcing" of jobs to foreign countries, " Is just a new way of doing international...
Read full storyJordan Ready for Monkey Business
Following the success of "I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here!", production company "Elladore" has announced a new show to be launched on ITV during April 2004.
Read full storyStar Wars on DVD This September
The original trilogy of Star Wars is to become available on DVD by September this year. Many fans have been requesting that the DVD include the original cinematic version from 1977 and Lucasfilm is happy to oblige:...
Read full storyE-Mail, Spam, Dogs and Anthrax, Uncle Sam Will Close Post Offices
There was a red, white and blue mailbox on nearly every corner of town. Junk mail was delivered twice a day to your doorstep and you didn't need to be a registered postal worker to carry a hand-gun (I'm going somewhere with this, trust me).
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