Written by Seriously

Tuesday, 10 February 2004

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Fancy A Bush Tucker Trial?

Following the success of "I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here!", production company "Elladore" has announced a new show to be launched on ITV during April 2004.

"I'm Into Celibacy, Get Me Out of Here!" will see 10 Trappist Monks spend a fortnight in Amsterdam's notorious red light district thus testing the strength of their faith.

To be co-hosted by Jordan and Beyonce, it is thought the show will add a whole new meaning to the phrase "Bush Tucker Trial."

Viewers will be shown the Monks grappling with the temptation of lap-top dancers, soft drugs and extreme head-polishing. The winner will be the contestant that takes the longest walk on the wild side to be rewarded with an advertising contract to promote Verging Condoms.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: business, Monkey




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