Weapons of Mass Destruction Discovered in Nevada, Bush Declares War on U.S.
In a televised press conference from the White House today, U.S. President George W. Bush announced that his unrelenting hunt for weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) has turned up a massive arsenal of nuke-u-lar weapons right here in the United States...
Read full storyGlasgow Job-Centre Releases Mothballed Unemployment Plan
Aye, wot the fuck, the jobcentre's making me go on this course thing in a couple of weeks and they can make you go to these detention centres like refugees so i did a bit a research to see if i can maybe sign on in some other country, start off fro...
Read full storyMaytag Repairman to Repair Hubble Telescope
Cape Canaveral, Florida - NASA announced plans today to send the lonely Maytag repairman into space to make repairs on the failing Hubble Telescope. "It was a perfect fit," said a NASA spokesperson, "we have repair job on a limited budget and...
Read full storyCure Found for Cancer in Lab Rats
Bethesda Maryland - Researchers today announced a cure has been found for cancer in lab rats. "We were damn near ready to give up our efforts for ever discovering a cure when 1000 rats were divided in half, 500 were poked, prodded, sprayed wit...
Read full storyZimmer Frames to be outlawed in England
In a move certain to exacerbate already strained relations between the UK government and its Senior Citizens (or Old Gits as they are widely known) the Health and Safety Executive has recommended that Zimmer Frames be banned from June this year.
Read full storyCondi's presidential bid ruined by Thai Rice Company lawsuit
Condoleezza Rice's hopes of becoming president have been dashed after it was revealed that President Rice is a registered trade mark.
Read full storyWeapons of Mass Destruction found in Iraq
Weapons of Mass Destruction have finally been found in Iraq.
Read full storyDonald Rumsfeld: Me Chinaman!
April 8,2004 Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, in an effort to take America's mind off the carnage that is currently being wrought in Iraq...
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