Cure Found for Cancer in Lab Rats

Funny story written by poppyCEDE

Thursday, 8 April 2004

Bethesda Maryland - Researchers today announced a cure has been found for cancer in lab rats. "We were damn near ready to give up our efforts for ever discovering a cure when 1000 rats were divided in half, 500 were poked, prodded, sprayed with various perfumes, injected with red dye number 7, pesticides and hazardous wastes while the other 500 were fed only insects, plant clippings and water" said an Research Center spokesman.

It was discovered that all 500 rats living on the insects, plants and water were 100% cancer free. Renowned Chinese born cancer researcher Dr. Waw Da Phuc commented "It seem so simple now, we suplised too!"

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