Bill Rancic, winner of the reality show "The Apprentice", and now, President of some Trump company, burned two construction workers who are building the Chicago skyscraper that Rancic is overseeing.
Rancic, who was criticized by his teammates for micromanaging, insisting on finishing the construction of the skyscraper himself. "How hard can it be?" he said, "After remodeling a Brooklyn apartment, this should be easy."
After picking up a blowtorch, which Rancic has never used before, he pointed it at two contruction workers, and burned them. "Now, you're fired," he told them. "Wow, it is fun to say."
The injured construction workers were not aloud to take an ambulance, but rather, had go home, pack up all their belongings into a small suitcase with wheels, and take taxis to the hospital.
In an interview, Donald Trump said, "Out of 250,000 applicants, I spent 13 weeks with a loose canon, a moron, a racist bitch, and several prostitutes. So I hired the pyromaniac. I don't regret anything. The Donald makes no mistakes. Well, not including Ivana."