Duncan-Smith: Blair

Funny story: Duncan-Smith: Blair

Prime Minister's question time was in disarray today after opposition leader Ian Duncan-Smith persistently questioned Tony Blair on whether or not he regularly wore his wife's underclothing.

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Beckham's foot attacked

Funny story: Beckham's foot attacked

A nation gasped on Thursday when David Beckham's left foot, thought to be the most valuable body organ in the history of the world ever, was brutally assaulted, attacked and left for dead in a park this week. Mr Left Foot, who has often been rum...

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Laughsend bought by AOL-TW

Funny story: Laughsend bought by AOL-TW

In one of the most unexpected events of the year Laughsend .com has been bought out by AOL-TW.

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Smile spotted in EastEnders

Funny story: Smile spotted in EastEnders

In a shocking movement, TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that someone has smiled on the set of the misery-misery BBC1 soap, EastEnders. The perpetrator is not yet known, but suspisions are mainly upon hardman, gruff-talking wild boar sou...

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Javascript: a beginner's Guide

Funny story: Javascript: a beginner's Guide

Javascript? Some kind of mix between a Shakespeare masterpiece and a hot drink?...

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Bin Laden Found In Chiskwick

Funny story: Bin Laden Found In Chiskwick

Osama Bin Laden, the leader of the terrorist group Al-Quada, has finally been found in Chiskwick. The Afghanistani was spotted squatting in an abandoned Ford Fiesta in Chiswick Tesco Car park. After investigating, police discovered that Mr Bin Laden...

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Prehistoric Weather Forecast, with Michael Fish

Funny story: Prehistoric Weather Forecast, with Michael Fish

Hello?I'm sorry to say that somewhat changeable weather has been the norm of late, with the fine sunshine we saw at around 410 million years BC during the Palaeozoic epoch slowly moving away to be replaced by showers, particularly as we progress...

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Hereford Utd to bid for Olympics

Funny story: Hereford Utd to bid for Olympics

Hereford United have made a bid to host the 2004 Summer Olympics. The Conference team were quick to shake off any allegations that Athens had already been picked as a location for the next athletics competition, saying "Sod those stupid fat Gre...

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Delia Smith to become a Saint

Funny story: Delia Smith to become a Saint

Delia Smith, the celebrity TV millionairess cook, is have sainthood bestowed upon her. Her title will become Saint Delia of Norwich, Patron Saint of Cutlery. This adds to her already overlong list of titles the popular chef has acquired. She has b...

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Foot and Mouth Survivors Strike Back

Funny story: Foot and Mouth Survivors Strike Back

It's over a year since the massive cull of farm animals during the foot and mouth outbreak and we thought that the surviving animals had forgotten all about it. Not so. This reporter has disturbing news to report.

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Falklands War 2

Funny story: Falklands War 2

In a tribute to the twentieth anniversary of the Falklands War, the UK have decided to have another one. Speaking in the House of Commons today, defence minister Geoff Hoon angrily stated that the army was to bomb the islands in the followin...

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Woody Allen Eats Underage Girls

Funny story: Woody Allen Eats Underage Girls

The world famous movie-maker Woody Allen is at the centre of sickening allegations concerning his involvement with underage girls. It is alleged that he heats girls as young as 15 to two hundred degrees Celsius in his oven, marinades them, cuts them...

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Queen Mum Meets Uncle Buck

Funny story: Queen Mum Meets Uncle Buck

In Heaven today, the Queen Mother met the loveable fat git John Candy, better known as Uncle Buck. Despite her well-known warmth towards other people, she could not help but comment on his extreme obesity.

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20th Hijacker Admits Sleeping In

Funny story: 20th Hijacker Admits Sleeping In

The so-called 20th hijacker, who was due to take part in the 9/11 September 11th suicide attacks admitted in court today that he slept in on the morning of the event. "I was meant to be the navigator for the plane that crashed in Pennsylvania,...

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Tory Leader Finds Poor People

Funny story: Tory Leader Finds Poor People

Leader of the Conservative Party, Ian Duncan-Smith, rap name D Smitty, expressed shock on his visit to Glasgow last week. "I couldn't believe that people live on council estates," said D Smitty, wiping a tear from his eye. It's al...

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Timberlake Demands Britney Gifts Back

Funny story: Timberlake Demands Britney Gifts Back

Annoyingly sugar-sweet and bland ex-couple Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears have reportedly broken up, and the teenage temper tantrums are already in progress. Timberlake, real name Omar Al-Bomber, has apparently demanded Britney to "return...

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Everyone To Die

Today we can exclusivley reveal that top scientists have exclusivley revealed that all of us will probably die at some point in our lives.

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Pope discovered dead

Funny story: Pope discovered dead

Scientists have discovered in recent tests that Pope John Paul II is in fact dead. The head of the catholic church apparently ceased to be alive several years ago, when he was unfortunate to come into contact with Sir Cliff Richard.

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Neighbours Gets New Family!

Funny story: Neighbours Gets New Family!

Aussie soap "Neighbours" is to replace the families killed in the forthcoming ant-eater disaster episodes with a new, more hard-hitting, more realistic family. TheSpoof.com brings you the details of who they are exclusively.

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Terror Union: "Credit where credit's due!"

Funny story: Terror Union: "Credit where credit's due!"

Unions are complaining about an identity crisis for terrorism, where entire peoples are called terrorists, and the blame for anything bad that the government doesn't feel like taking the rap for is shifted the terrorists way. "It's simp...

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Prince Charles to be next Queen?

Funny story: Prince Charles to be next Queen?

Shocking developments have been taking place at Buckingham Palace today after an insider leaked that Prince Charles would not be King Charles VI after his mother's death, but Queen Charles I!...

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Wooden Man to Sue Marlboro

Funny story: Wooden Man to Sue Marlboro

A man made of the finest oak in all Staffordshire has launched an audacious legal challenge to the tobacco companies, claiming that he was not warned of the danger cigarettes posed to people of flammable material. He claims that the loss of his face...

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Woman With Large Breasts Arrested

Funny story: Woman With Large Breasts Arrested

A woman with large breasts has been arrested today, following allegations of manslaughter due to her dangerously large bosom.

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Crazy horse burns innocent victims

Funny story: Crazy horse burns innocent victims

A huge wooden horse has been storming through the normally peaceful English countryside setting innocent people on fire.

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Flying Pig Spotted In Durham

Funny story: Flying Pig Spotted In Durham

No less than 78 people spotted a flying pig in Durham yesterday. The event occurred at around 1:30pm and said pig continued to soar about for approximately an hour, much to the amazement of the crowd that gathered in awe.

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Britney Spears to date J.C. Chasez

Funny story: Britney Spears to date J.C. Chasez

Britney Spears dumped lead singer, Justin Timberlake for fellow 'Nsync member, J.C. Chasez.

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Bill Gates Drugs Spoof Writers

Funny story: Bill Gates Drugs Spoof Writers

Bill Gates has got his own back on spoof news journalists, parody-writers, jealous scorn-mongers and the humourless robots who write "The Onion" by spiking all their Shredded Wheat with hallucinogenic drugs. TheSpoof has been particularly...

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How to Prevent Car Jacking

Funny story: How to Prevent Car Jacking

How to protect yourself, and your property, from the So Squalid Crew.

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Employers Fear Terrible Weapons

Funny story: Employers Fear Terrible Weapons

Employers have been forced to adapt to the new threat of weapons of mass destruction being employed in their firm. A recent Graduate Employment test has incorporated a test to prevent nuclear, chemical or biological weapons from being inadvertently...

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Ronnie Corbett 'Not Genuine Article' - Shock

Funny story: Ronnie Corbett 'Not Genuine Article' - Shock

The World's ex best-loved comedian, Ronnie Corbett, has made an amazing confession to his loyal fans: "I am not really me," the jovial funnyman said yesterday evening. "I am, in actual fact, a scaled down replica of myself."...

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Nicholas Lyndhurst Marries Himself

Funny story: Nicholas Lyndhurst Marries Himself

It all started on the set of those genuinely disturbing WHSmiths adverts. Nicholas and his female alter-ego met across a crowded film set, and built a relationsip based on mutual trust and honestly, based mainly on the fact that they are actually the...

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Senior Fear Factor opens to mixed reviews

Funny story: Senior Fear Factor opens to mixed reviews

Senior Fear Factor debuted to a captive aging audience last evening where six spunky seniors vied for the coveted grand prize: free Medicare benefits and lifetime accommodations at La Fonda del Muerta, the premiere senior care resort of the...

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Gun nuts lobby to outlaw shooting deaths

Funny story: Gun nuts lobby to outlaw shooting deaths

American right wing gun nuts the NRA today declared plans to lobby the government in a bid to outlaw death by shooting. The Bill, if successful, would see those shot to death by guns receive a substantial fine, prison sentence or even the death penal...

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British Boffins Bemusing Biggie 'Bout Big Bang

Funny story: British Boffins Bemusing Biggie 'Bout Big Bang

Cosmologists at Cambridge University have published what leading Boffins have hailed as 'The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything'. After 25 years of non stop head banging, teeth gnashing, mind ripping effort, a small team of little kn...

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'Trendy' Teenager Caught Using Public Phone!

Funny story: 'Trendy' Teenager Caught Using Public Phone!

Shame-faced fourteen-year-old, Katie Billocks, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening.

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More than 10 ways to blow a horse?

Funny story: More than 10 ways to blow a horse?

On the southern most tip of Madagascar an man named Ungoola Mekijeridub made the astounding discovery that there are in fact many more than 10 ways to blow a horse (or other four legged, quite large animal).

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Big Brother to help homeless

Funny story: Big Brother to help homeless

Following poor ratings for the current Big Brother series, television production company Banal today announced exciting changes for the inevitable sequel. Entitled 'Big Brother: Gimme Shelter!' the series will follow the same format, however...

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Pamela Anderson Joins Convent!

Pamela Anderson, the baywatch babe with the enormous...assets, joined a convent early Thursday morning. After contracting Hepatitis C (amongst other VDs) from ex-hubby, Tommy Lee, she has apparently decided to swear off men.

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Playboy Bunny replaces Easter Bunny

Funny story: Playboy Bunny replaces Easter Bunny

In a shocking revelation the world renowned Play Bunny has agreed to take over the role of head chocolate delivering animal.

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Osama Bin Laden Goes To Hell

After the unprecedented move of Osama Bin Laden to ABC he became violent and angry, ABC sought action to remove Bin Laden from their station and anything to do with it.

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