Everyone To Die

Funny story written by toft

Thursday, 4 April 2002

Today we can exclusivley reveal that top scientists have exclusivley revealed that all of us will probably die at some point in our lives.

These amazing revelations come weeks after we exclusivley revealed that scientists exclusively revealed that we wouldn't.

To read more turn to pages 2,3,4,5,6,7, 10,111,12, 21-36.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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