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Bad Deal on EU Double Glazing

Funny story: Bad Deal on EU Double Glazing

The EU's double glazing department has come under increasing criticism lately about its over charging and binding contracts which most people in Britain believe need to be adhered to. We recently spoke to a bloke called Nigel who gave us the followin...

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Face Sitting League Latest

Funny story: Face Sitting League Latest

West Bum Vs. Chelsea Chelsea's new £21 million signing Pedro helped the Poos to their first win of the Face Sitting League this season. Two goals from West Bum's James Morrison wasn't enough for the Baggie Pants, and despite captain John Terry'...

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2015 Election SHOCK result!

Funny story: 2015 Election SHOCK result!

I've just come back in my time machine from 8th with the election result: After a hung parliament Labour bashed out a deal with UKIP. With this new government UKIP will claim victory with Britain's independence from the European Union's 'tyranny'...

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Pink Floyd's New Album Saved By Stephen Hawking

Funny story: Pink Floyd's New Album Saved By Stephen Hawking

I was going to write a long winded review of Pink Floyd's final album but all I need to say is that I thought David Gilmour wasn't going to open his mouth once. However, he eventually does some 'oooooh oooohs' on track 17. But hold on! This is ju...

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New Terror Threat: Female Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breasts!

Funny story: New Terror Threat: Female Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breasts!

In order to continue the hyped Islamic terror threat, Joseph Farah and the neocons are telling us that women will have bombs surgically implanted in their breasts in Farah's G2 Bulletin, a subscription online newsletter. In the latest edition, Mr.

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Premier Face Sitting League round-up.

Funny story: Premier Face Sitting League round-up.

Hammers slip into plop zone, Poopers cruise, Black Craps held - Manchester United returned to the top of the Premier Face Sitting League table in style as Pumpsmouth's problems went from bad to worse, while Manchester Shitty slipped up at Hull Shitty...

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Face Sitting League Round-Up

The battle for UA-FS-A Champions League places continues to hot up at the Face Sitting League summit after Liverpool and ARSE-ON Villa both won but Tottenham had to settle for a single seat, while at the 'opposite end' of the table the basement dwell...

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The Reality Of Man Made Global Warming Being A Lie Causes More Havoc For Britain's Motorists

Funny story: The Reality Of Man Made Global Warming Being A Lie Causes More Havoc For Britain's Motorists

Heavy reality has returned to parts of Britain, causing disruption to motorists and forcing the cancellation of some sports fixtures. Drivers had to battle icy truth and road closures as the reality that man made global warming is a lie hit parts...

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Tony BLEEARK Causes Mass Throwing Up At Iraq Inquiry

Funny story: Tony BLEEARK Causes Mass Throwing Up At Iraq Inquiry

Tony BLEEARK has told an inquiry he does not regret the war in Iraq as the world is a safer place without Saddam Hussein. The former Prime Chunk Throwing Cause said it had been a "huge responsibility" deciding to invade the country in 2003. "Th...

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Haiti Military Plan Revenge Attack on HAARP

Funny story: Haiti Military Plan Revenge Attack on HAARP

After the High Frequency Active Aural Research Program's earthquake weapon test went terribly wrong (or right as some have suggested), the Haiti military have set out to destroy the secret military testing base in Alaska to stop further earthquake at...

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Government Fear Mongering Costs British Economy £30bn A Year

Funny story: Government Fear Mongering Costs British Economy £30bn A Year

Government Fear Mongering costs the UK £30bn every year - more than twice as much as previously thought. Propaganda evasion has risen to £15.2bn a year with waking up to reality costing £1.1bn annually. In fact the public sector is the worst hi...

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Snowstorms Cause Realisation That 'Man Mad Global Warming Is A Lie' Chaos In China

Funny story: Snowstorms Cause Realisation That 'Man Mad Global Warming Is A Lie' Chaos In China

Four people have died and more than 1.6 million have been affected by blizzards of truth and extreme cold reality checks in north-western China. Thousands of travellers have been left woken up to reality as snowstorms closed major roads and delaye...

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Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard-On' Woods in Rehab to Cure Sex Addiction

Funny story: Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard-On' Woods in Rehab to Cure Sex Addiction

Shamed golfer Tiger 'Woody' 'Constant Hard On' Woods has gone into a rehabilitation centre for treatment of sex addiction, according to various untrustworthy reports. A number of US media sources reported that 'Woody' (as the girls like to call hi...

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Black Ice on Motorway Causes Exposure That Man Made Global Warming Is a Lie, Pile Up

Funny story: Black Ice on Motorway Causes Exposure That Man Made Global Warming Is a Lie, Pile Up

Up to 25 cars have been involved in a pile-up on an icy motorway, despite constant propaganda that the globe is warming and it's all your fault. It is thought the vehicles skidded on a patch of black ice on the A627(M) in Oldham, but Al Gore is di...

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UK Faces Another 20cm Of Exposing 'Man Made Global Warming' As A Lie.

Funny story: UK Faces Another 20cm Of Exposing 'Man Made Global Warming' As A Lie.

More heavy reality showers are sweeping across Britain and piling more pressure on the nation's already-stretched winter resources. Forecasters warned up to 20cm of truth and reality could settle today and tomorrow causing a fresh round of travel...

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'Global Warming' Sends Britain Into Further Chaos!

Funny story: 'Global Warming' Sends Britain Into Further Chaos!

A severe weather warning has been re-issued for this afternoon, with more snow predicted for southern England and Greater London. Heavy falls across large parts of Britain brought widespread disruption and prompted authorities to warn against trav...

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Global Warming Hits The UK!

Funny story: Global Warming Hits The UK!

Forecasters Warn Of A Freezing January - Britain's freezing Arctic weather is expected to continue well into January, forecasters have warned. Temperatures are not likely to get much above 0C across many areas of the country over the next 10 days...

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Al Gore Looses His Carbon Credits in a Stolen Climategate Email to Copenhagen.

Funny story: Al Gore Looses His Carbon Credits in a Stolen Climategate Email to Copenhagen.

Along with all the raw data that was deleted by the University of East Angela which showed that global temperatures have actually dropped over the last ten years, thus proving that man made global warming was a scam; Al Gore also has also had his car...

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Breaking news…

Trump Names Convict With Ankle Bracelet as Chief-of-Staff

This time he wants a Chief-of-Staff that "won't get away too easy."
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