Pink Floyd's New Album Saved By Stephen Hawking

Written by Clifford Rutley

Friday, 7 November 2014

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Hawking, "David Gilmour is a pussy!"

I was going to write a long winded review of Pink Floyd's final album but all I need to say is that I thought David Gilmour wasn't going to open his mouth once. However, he eventually does some 'oooooh oooohs' on track 17.

But hold on! This is just the big build up to track 18 in which he actually does a full chorus and verse vocalisation!! Well at least Stephen Hawking did his bit to save the world of vocals earlier on in the album.

First he saved the world with black hole radiation now he's saved a Pink Floyd album too. Man's a genius!

Hawking later contacted me via speak and spell to advise that David Gilmour is a pussy and that he could whip his arse any day.

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