Sexy Katy Perry is well known for being a bit kooky and looking like Minnie Mouse. The flaky one is to play Betty Boop in new film by Svengali Simon Scowl. Katy has just finished doing the voice-over for "Smuurfette" in the new Smurf Movie said t...
Whistleblower Julian Assange bears an uncanny resemblence to the gay shop assistant on "Are You Being Served." He has a wispy, almost albino appearance. The blond geek bears a strong resemblance to the snidey blond boy in Harry Potter, who is his worst enemy at Hogwarts. By looking at this man's wispy slightly camp appearance it is hard to see how he could have been able to 'rape' two robust...
An amputee who was a CAR CRASH victim has had his compensation taken from him. The man who had an accident as a student and lost a leg and suffered spinal injuries was awarded 500K compensation. However, he subsequently married and had two chil...
Prime Minister David Cameron is to recruit an army of old fogeys and press them into front line service. David Cameron is going to get the oldies working for the Big Society. "From now on no one will be able to collect their pension for free,...
How can three wealthy, successful, well-educated men descend to such a level? Humour is not funny if it is making fun of a country which is poorer than ours. It is horrible how boorish, racist bully Clarkson and May used racial stereotypes to make fun of Mexico. The Top Gear presenters said that Mexicans were 'lazy' and 'flatulent' and they even said the Mexican Ambassador was probably asleep i...
An innocent young girl has been murdered but will an innocent man by found guilty of her murder? The speed with which Vincent Tabak was charged with the murder of Joanna Yeates without firm evidence has provoked more questions than answers. As Joanna's parents prepare to bury their beautiful daughter on Friday, the family of Vincent Tabak are experiencing a living nightmare that shows no sig...
Surrey police were under fire yesterday for providing glamour model Jordan with a road block. Glamour model Jordan who normally is no shrinking violet in being snapped by the paparazzi asked an aide to see if the police could give her an escort.
A fresh lead has come to light in the Yeates enquiry. The daily cleaning lady has come up with fresh revelations. Thirty Six year old Dorothy Blake has been a cleaner at 46 Cannynge Road for the past eight years. Hard-working mother of two Dorothy knows the inside of the Cannynge Road mansion like the back of her hand. Dorothy goes to clean at the upmarket Cannynge Road mansion house twice...
The young, American girl sat wistfully in an armchair in her new house which her daddy had found for her. She had not been feeling herself for over a month. Suddenly, her life and that of her boyfriend Vincent had been throw into turmoil. It was after the tragic case of Jo Yeate's murder and the subsequent investigation. The nightmare happened when her boyfriend had been arrested. Unfortu...
Vanessa Feltz was recently interviewed for a lifestyle magazine and asked about her recent Gastric Band operation and her miraculous 4 stone weight loss since. The blond bomb-shell looked a shadow of her normal self. She admitted that she still i...
Simon Cowell had recently started to look more and more plastic. He has no expression and his face is frozen into a sneering snarl. He has the same expression if he is happy or sad. It is fitting that he is thinking of making a movie about the life of Jordan and Peter Andre and the ill-fated Alex Reid. Katie Price looks like a little girl's Barbie Doll. Peter Andre has an action man look...
"'I look a complete idiot': Sally Bercow reacts to the furore over the 'storm in a bedsheet' photoshoot in front of Parliament Sally Bercow, wife of the House of Commons Speaker, today admitted she had been "stitched up like a kipper" and had made...
Inspector Barnaby was called by Avon and Somerset police to help in the mystery of the missing sock. Local lass Jo was found naked in the snow minus one grey sock. The local police called in Inspector Barnaby to help them solve this intriguing mystery. The great man himself with his scrunched up creased old face like a scrunched up paper bag was glad to be brought in to the farce. He had b...
It is recently been revealed from a new book about Queen Victoria and Prince Albert that a young lad known as the "Boy Jones" witnessed Prince Albert "in flagrante delicto" with a young Flanders princess. German born Albert of the house of Saxe Coburg was a young prince at the time who had only been married to Queen Victoria for a few months. In 1836 the young lad the "Boy Jones" developed a fix...
On a snowy, December evening there was a cold, clinical murderer waiting for Jo Yeates in Cannnynge Rd. The slim, tall handsome young man had very short greying hair; and a pair of rimless spectacles. The taciturn, stern appearance of the man with the steely, blue eyes would send a chill down any young girl's spine. The serious young man was the secret, genetic-clone double of Vincent Tabak.
There was once a boy who lived in Bristol and worked as a pizza delivery driver. He had a snazzy silver scooter and a special carrier pannier at the back. Once or twice a day he would deliver a pepperoni or margherita or Hawaiian pizza to 46 Cannynge Road. Some days if the punters were pushing the boat out they would have anchovies and capers as well as a filled crust as well as a garlic bread o...
If you go down to Clifton Woods today you are sure of a big surprise. The Plod is there to check and compare the clues that they have already bodged now that Vincent is in the slammer. The Plod have botched both DNA and other circumstantial evidence. Coppers have plodded in their size 10s all over the garden in Cannynge Road and have churned up the mud withpolice issue boots and have put up lo...
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