In the latest startling revelation from his book, Tony Blair claims that Gordon Brown is a closet gay who refused or was unable to come out of the closet. The allegation relates to an incident in 1994, when the two men met at a friend's house to d...
It was a black day when I took a shit. Blacker than 9/11 or when Lady Di had an accident in that French tunnel. Blacker than 7/7, Boris Johnson and when some little bastard grafittied the word 'CUNT' on the front door of one of those fabulous apartme...
Tony Blair has revealed in his recently published autobiography, "Tony Blair, A Journey," that years after they both left office he is still George W. Bush's poodle. In his book Blair vigorously defends George W. Bush, Bush's actions and Blair's own...
Former prime minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair, much publicised memoirs of his time in office, went on sale to the public this morning. A scan through the pages reveals the shock of the former PM having hair pulling girly fights with his...
The feud between former Labour Prime Ministers Tony Blair and Gordon Brown is officially over and the couple have agreed to work together as partners as they did once before. They will open a hairdressing salon called Tony&Gordon. For years, t...
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has today published his memoirs. Entitled "I Hate That One-eyed Scottish C**t", it describes Blair's anger at his successor Gordon Brown, and goes into incredible detail about every argument they had. It also describe...
Loveable Tony Blair, ex UK-Prime Minister, warmonger, George Bush's doormat, cool Britain instigator, Spin Doctors victim, Gordon Brown's best buddy, etc, etc, has at last admitted how he managed to bluff the British public so convincingly, it was "B...
In a decision sure to shock Top Gear fans, ex PM Tony Bliar is to reveal the secret identity of the mysterious driver known as the Stig. Fat balding presenter, Jeremy Clarkson intoned " It is truly unbelievable. I can forgive him for Iraq and lyin...
London - (Cuckold Mess): Labour insiders said today the Blair matrimony mirage was heavily propped up by Cherie's surreptitious shagging. "But old Tone had her over a barrel about that first marriage to Dubya!" National Executive Committee mixolog...
London - (Wee Dram Mess): The government's former chief bartender said today Blair was mostly pissed from breakfast onwards 'and often needed several changes of underwear a day'. Kevin 'High Ball' Chaser was commenting on the 'Alcohol & Prime...
London - (Smoking Gun News): The Russian roulette event propelled Blair to royal funeral stardom as the Great British nation went bonkers with grief. A witness to the incident said today the Queen was woken in her bed and told to 'hand over everyt...
The publication of Toni Blare's school diary has shocked his old school pals. It has also excited the slobbering school gossips who have been wetting themselves as they read the inside news of how the school was run after the Prefects were kicked out...
Washington AC/DC - (Spy-Who-Bagged-Me Mess): Semen stains linked to a Washington intern suspected of being the as-yet undiscovered 12th member of the Anna Chapman Russian spy ring?? Forensics in London is staying absolutely schtum. However Wedn...
With the US invasion forces leaving Iraq and virtually achieving sod all, Iraq have now been left with a political "black hole"! The Iraq population were asked in a referendum who they would love to have leading the country out of their misery and...
London, England: Tony bLIAR, the former British Prime Minister, who employed Brown for years as Chancellor, are both thickos who have destroyed this country by leaving a huge debt, regional parliaments and uncontrolled mass immigration. Tony bLIAR...
Belfast - (IRAq Mess): "Feckin hush money!" is how one disgusted ex-RUC commander described Tony Blair's £4 million bung to the Royal British Legion today. The outburst follows reports that RUC veterans want to return the prestigeous George Cross...
London -(Money Laundering News): FireBush-911 will begin trading in September under the First Vatican Bank of Bloodyvostock flag of convenience. Reports in UK Sunday redtops say the venture has been capitalised at $50 million and will offer money...
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