Tony Blair's autobiography to reveal Stig's identity!

Funny story written by cheesehoven

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

image for Tony Blair's autobiography to reveal Stig's identity!
The Stig - Sans helmet

In a decision sure to shock Top Gear fans, ex PM Tony Bliar is to reveal the secret identity of the mysterious driver known as the Stig.

Fat balding presenter, Jeremy Clarkson intoned " It is truly unbelievable. I can forgive him for Iraq and lying to the country but this is unforgiveable."

Afghan president Hamid Karzai concurred "I thank Blair for all he has done for my country but if he takes the magic out of Top Gear, no way."

The ex Prime Minister has denied that revealing the Stig's identity has anything to do with boosting sales of his book but admits it is "to get one over on that one-eyed mong Gordon Brown."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more