London -(Money Laundering News): FireBush-911 will begin trading in September under the First Vatican Bank of Bloodyvostock flag of convenience.
Reports in UK Sunday redtops say the venture has been capitalised at $50 million and will offer money laundering services to doshed up corporate thugs like Opus Dei.
A number of executives formerly with bankrupted BCCI Bank, Lemon Brothers and fallen oil behemoth Enron have been recruited to front the slush fund.
Blair, 69, who has always fancied himself as a bit of a Gorgon Gekko, will merely rake in the $$$s profits from a secret offshore subsidiary in Grand Cayman.
Swish new premises in London's Mayfair hedge fund district were signed up this week in a sweetheart deal brokered by royal bankers Cuntts & Co.
Blair is confident the venture will reap him massive rewards as troubled oligarchs and Non Aligned Crack Barons Association refuseniks queue up for attention.
Osama Bin Laden Securities Inc is headquartered at Predator Chapel Farm, Crawford, Texarse.
