Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

image for Blair admits "I'm an alcholic" in his blockbusting autobiography!
Cross-eyed and pissed off or up, Mr.Blair admits he doesn't regret a thing as long as his book earns him millions!

Loveable Tony Blair, ex UK-Prime Minister, warmonger, George Bush's doormat, cool Britain instigator, Spin Doctors victim, Gordon Brown's best buddy, etc, etc, has at last admitted how he managed to bluff the British public so convincingly, it was "Booze"!

Tony has admitted he was half-canned (for our US readers 'sloshed half way') all the time in bed with Cherie and sherrie (bottles of it), in the House of Commons fighting and duelling other morons called Conservative MP's and he also loved a "wee dram" or two with the Queen (shame on you)!

At the time of the Iraq invasion decision he was totally canned (US - pissed out of his brains, he had brains??) and blabbered over the hot-line to George, "Georgie my old pal, do it man, just fucking do it"!

The rest is history and Tony has now admitted he didn't remember a f*****g thing at the time and therefore regrets nothing.

As for his overall success as a "pissed up" Prime Minister history has proven it was better to be a sloshed PM than a sober one a lá his heir to the PM throne fab Gordon Brown.

The world just can't wait for him to bring out his memoirs (and make a couple of million on the way) bore us all to tears, admit he was stone cold sober all of the time and an even bigger disaster than his predecessor!!

That's UK politics for you!

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Topics: Tony Blair




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