Muffled cries for help were heard early this morning and Paramedics were called to the Hollywood office of noted Psycholopgist,Dr L. Ron Hugebill where he was found wrapped in 'cling-film'.
Paris, France - (Audacious Mess): The rogue trader who notched up record-breaking $7 billion losses may be the natural son of Scientology movie actor Tom Cruise.
Berlin - (Mein Campf Mess): A sect of British neo-Nazis has hit out at suggestions that actor Tom Cruise is the Scientology cult's modern-day equivalent of Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels.
Amidst strong denials by Tom Cruise's camp that Katie Holmes gave birth to daughter Suri after being impregnated with sperm from Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, comes word that Tom Cruise has been scouting out Britney Spears.
LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) -- Tom Cruise has dropped all legal action against the new book exposing his strange lifestyle and has quit Scientology in order to join the Hare Krishna movement.
New York, New York - Katie Holmes makes a surprise run at yesterdays New York marathon but she was later apprehended by her husband, Tom Cruise This is the second time she has tried to escape their marriage, but the first time she has attempted to do...
Ron Paul appeared with Jay Leno on the Tonight Show tonight and the two stunned the audience. Paul, a Republican presidential candidate on the rise, got down on one knee and proposed to Leno, asking Leno to be his vice-presidential candidate.
Hollywood, California. Inspired to action by national events rippling through the Constitutional Advocate pool of advocates demanding separation of Church and State and their opposition advocating, well, the opposite, specifically all faith chapels in national and international air terminals, celebrity actor Tom Cruise and fading celebrity actor John Travolta have joined forces in...
It seems Tom Cruise and John Travolta may have have switched from one cult to another equally bonkers one.
Harvard educated quack, Dr Ulick Myballz, has announced the results of a five year study into The Church of Scientology conducted by his team.
Heart throb multi-millionaire Tom Cruise is to become the new face of garden gnomes. The diminutive thespian has posed for legendary gnome sculptor Giovanni Laregia.
Berlin, Germany - (Ass Mess): Sabotage or a portent of impending disaster at the box-office?...
Recently, our very own Scoop Johnson had an opportunity to sit down with the little one for an interview. This is his exclusive interview with Tiny Tom.
Berlin, Germany - (Associated Messerschmitts): It's taken a lot of effort to keep him from outing himself in public. And today Tom Cruise finally cracked and donned his beloved Nazi uniform so he could strut around pretending to be Count Claus v...
Berlin - (Ass Mess): The German state authorities have banned Tom Cruise and his film crew from the Bendlerblock area of Berlin which is a site of "special national and hysterical interest" where an army colonel was executed in World War I...
The German Government has said "nein" to attempts by Tom Cruise to film a movie about an assassination attempt against Adolf Hitler. Saying that the noted Scientologist is not a member of a real church, they do not believe he should be per...
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Tom Cruise has been warned that the $200 million he's borrowed from Merrill Lynch to make the Nazi movie "Valkyrie" for United Artists will end his career and personally bankrupt him.
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