Harvard educated quack, Dr Ulick Myballz, has announced the results of a five year study into The Church of Scientology conducted by his team.
"Scientology is alright", said the good Doctor, "a little kooky, but nonetheless pretty safe".
Doctor Myballz and his team - who are all members of the cult- say they have no qualms with people joining and "donating" all their possessions to the church.
"It's perfectly safe way to dispose of unwanted items such as money, cars and houses", smiled the Doctor as he stroked a persian kitty, "if it's good enough for Hollywood celebrities then it's good enough for everyday ignorant folk, no?"
Tom Cruise and John Travolta have praised the teams work saying that it proves they are not bonkers.
"I encourage everyone to try Scientology just the once", said Docor Myballz before he exited in a private limo, "and if you don't like it then I can recommend some cheap deprogrammers".
