Berlin - (Mein Campf Mess): A sect of British neo-Nazis has hit out at suggestions that actor Tom Cruise is the Scientology cult's modern-day equivalent of Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels.
"This is an outrage," Dave Blackshirt said today. "We ain't blind about Goebbels' darker, seamy side, but at least he was an officer and a gentleman and not some poncy, messianic, jumped-up, hair-dying tosser who believes aliens have guided him to Hollywood glory.
"The very idea. Makes me wanna puke."
The news comes amid criticism by German hysterians that Crusie's recent YouBoob! video was redolent with Goebbels-esque subliminal fascism messages designed to spread Scientology claptrap to gullible young minds.
Katie Holmes is on double-Prozac.
