Tom Cruise and John Travolta convert to new Sausagology religion

Funny story written by Jesus Budda

Thursday, 20 September 2007

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Creator of Sausagology, Mervin Magglyby, loved sausages and was rumored to have even slept with them

It seems Tom Cruise and John Travolta may have have switched from one cult to another equally bonkers one.

"Scientology was fun", said Travolta, "but I needed something that was crazier and made less sense".

The growing religion of Sausagology teaches believers that the universe was created by the Great Sausage God zillions of years ago and that the Earth and all it's creatures, including human beings, were formed for the purpose of spreading the gospel of sausage to unsuspecting fools.

"I just think it's great", grinned new face of garden gnomes, Cruise, "Sausagology allows me to be who I really am. My life has changed. Plus I don't have to pay millions of dollars each year to keep the damn religion off my back".

Meetings take place at various sausage centers around the country, where the congragents gather to talk about sausages and sing songs about sausages and do other sausage-based things.

"But we are forbidden to actually eat sausages", added Cruise, "which is really hard for John (Travolta), seeing as he's such a fat bast*rd".

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