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Funny story: Michael Jackson Mystery Deepens - Casket Disturbed - Sightings Reported

Michael Jackson Mystery Deepens - Casket Disturbed - Sightings Reported

Bizarre times in Los Angeles - The LAPD have revealed that in the past two weeks they have received a spate of calls from concerned citizens reporting that they've encountered Michael Jackson stalking the night time streets of the Los Angeles metropo...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Heart was left in San Francisco

Michael Jackson's Heart was left in San Francisco

Even after his death you can't keep Michael Jackson out of the news, as sensational breaking news is just in today, that Jacksons heart was removed from his body after his death, and taken to a secret location in San Francisco and buried. A San Fr...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart claim Michael Jackson did not do moon walk it was Neil Armstrong

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart claim Michael Jackson did not do moon walk it was Neil Armstrong

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been discussing the late Michael Jackson and have agreed that Jackson did not do the moonwalk,it was Neil Armstrong when he said "That's one small step for man,one giant leap for mankind". Armstrong alle...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Star In Remake Of "Weekend At Bernies"

Michael Jackson To Star In Remake Of "Weekend At Bernies"

The late Michael Jackson, according to his dad Joe, has agreed to do his first movie since he died last year. In the remake, "Bernie", who is a pop star, is accidentally beaten to death by a crazed chimp named Boobles. It turns out that Booble...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson gives interview from beyond the grave thanks to iPhone app

Michael Jackson gives interview from beyond the grave thanks to iPhone app

The legend, Michael Jackson has given an exclusive interview with "The Spoof" to reveal all about "life" in celebrity heaven. Calling off his iPhone, he used the 6ft-under-app to give him the signal strength required to call our reporter. He said in his softly spoken voice, that he was having a grand old time catching up with all his old pals that had passed in years gone by, and specifi...

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Funny story: Jacko exclusive

Jacko exclusive

World renowned psychic and lying fucker Pierce Mycolon has sensationally revealed that legendary dead as shit ex pop loon Michael Jackson is talking to him from beyond the grave. Pierce states that Michael claims to have had a hard time getting pa...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson 'Not an alien'

Michael Jackson 'Not an alien'

A SHOCKINGrealization has been discovered - Michael Jackson may have been a human resident. Everyone assumed Jackson may have been alien, but a regular web surfer, and everyday sillyperson, Arr Sohle, was one day browsing the web for an hour, as s...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Gets His Wish

Michael Jackson Gets His Wish

All his adult life singer, dancer, performer and accused little people player, Michael Jackson wanted to spend most of his time with the wee folk. Now, according to a message left on the mirror after Joe Jackson took a shower, Michael is WITH the lit...

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Funny story: Cryogenics Company wanted Michael Jacksons Head now they want Doctor's

Cryogenics Company wanted Michael Jacksons Head now they want Doctor's

The Cryogenics company at the centre of a row over the freezing of Michael Jacksons body to put in cryogenic suspension are furious at the circumstances of Jacksons death. When it was eventually clear that Jackson was dead the company tried to get...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Final Autopsy Released

Michael Jackson's Final Autopsy Released

The final coroner's report in the death of Michael Jackson was released Saturday and reveals several new details about the King of Pop's death. The autopsy revealed that Jackson had tattooed eyebrows and that he was nearly bald, having a long wig...

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Funny story: Cryogenics Company to sue Michael Jackson Doctor

Cryogenics Company to sue Michael Jackson Doctor

A cryogenics company, who lost out on being paid millions to freeze the King of Pop's corpse, are set to sue Conrad Murray who is alleged to have murdered Michael Jackson. The Cryogenics company, that cannot be named at this stage for Legal reaso...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Apology - Funniest Public Display Since Michael Jackson's 'This Is It!'

Tiger Woods Apology - Funniest Public Display Since Michael Jackson's 'This Is It!'

People who thought Michael Jackson's 'This Is It!' speech at London's O2 Arena was just about the funniest thing they'd ever heard were hit for six yesterday by Tiger Woods' public apology for philandering above and beyond the call of duty. As the...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson murder: I Didn't do it - it was the monkey I tells ya!

Michael Jackson murder: I Didn't do it - it was the monkey I tells ya!

Michael Jackson's Doctor Conrad Murray has pleaded not guilty to causing the pop stars death he said "I didn't do it." Rumours suggest that Bubbles the monkey is in the frame and may be charged with manslaughter. There was a dispute between law...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Doctor in Tell-All Book If Charged With Murder

Michael Jackson Doctor in Tell-All Book If Charged With Murder

The doctor could spill his guts in a tell-all book if the Michael Jackson family does not drop the charges against him. "I only tried to help him. HE'S the one who took whatever he wanted and expected someone else to clean up his mess." What...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Sculpture to Replace Statue of Liberty

Michael Jackson Sculpture to Replace Statue of Liberty

Late pop legend Michael Jackson is set to cause controversy from beyond the grave with a new 150 foot tall bronze sculpture of the dead singer that will replace the Statue of Liberty. The new bronze creation, which will feature Jackson in his icon...

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld: If Only Michael Jackson Had Called On Me

Donald Rumsfeld: If Only Michael Jackson Had Called On Me

Former Bush Secretary Of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, who was at the Grammy Show recently and saw the Michael Jackson tribute, says that he wished that troubled man had called on him for support during all those battles he has been through by the press.

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Funny story: Dr Conrad Murray - The Motive Behind Michael Jackson's Death Revealed

Dr Conrad Murray - The Motive Behind Michael Jackson's Death Revealed

Doctor Conrad Murray, the medic charged with supervising Michael Jackson's medication at the time of the star's death has emphatically denied that he involuntarily manslaughtered the King Of Pop. Upon finding himself faced with manslaughter charge...

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