All his adult life singer, dancer, performer and accused little people player, Michael Jackson wanted to spend most of his time with the wee folk. Now, according to a message left on the mirror after Joe Jackson took a shower, Michael is WITH the little people.
"I borrowed some money from 'the Jackson fund' and went to Ireland to see for myself", stated Joe, who was perfectly sober at the time. "I landed in Dublin and rented a car and drove out to the countryside."
Joe claims that he searched for three days until he thought he heard a familiar giggle while he was relieving himself on a tree (with poison ivy).
"I knew it was Michael. Of course he always kept his appearance at the edge of my sight. Once you look at him fooly..fully, he would not be there."
Joe then stated that he heard a voice that had a high pitch to it say to him, "Tell the family I'm happy and that I want you, Joe, to get half of my money from here on."
Joe later told "Moondance Magazine" that when he got back to his rented car, a box of unopened Lucky Charms was right there on the passenger side of the front seat.
"If I'm a lying, I'm a dyin'" he later told Janet and other members of the family.
