Michael Jackson murder: I Didn't do it - it was the monkey I tells ya!

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Friday, 19 February 2010

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"I didn't do it"

Michael Jackson's Doctor Conrad Murray has pleaded not guilty to causing the pop stars death he said "I didn't do it."

Rumours suggest that Bubbles the monkey is in the frame and may be charged with manslaughter.

There was a dispute between lawyers as to whether a Monkey could be charged with Manslaughter would it not be Monkeyslaughter which was a good point until some one actually pointed out it was a Chimpanzee.

The "I didn't do it" defence was first used successfully by O J Simpson when he was charged with the murder of his wife Nicole Brown Smith in 1994. He even wrote a book titled "If I did it" which of course, as we all know, he didn't.

Another Simpson who has used the "I didn't do it" defence to great effect is Bart Simpson who gets away with murder every Sunday, only on FOX - 8pm (7 central).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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