Michael Jackson Doctor in Tell-All Book If Charged With Murder

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Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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Bubbles is still keeping schtum

The doctor could spill his guts in a tell-all book if the Michael Jackson family does not drop the charges against him.

"I only tried to help him. HE'S the one who took whatever he wanted and expected someone else to clean up his mess."

What sort of info does the doctor have on the recluse.

"Here's a hint. What happened to his nose? Everyone talked about it but I saw it happen and probably saved his life."

Asked if he could tell us more, he told us to read his book when it comes out, should he write one.

"Why do you think he got rid of that monkey? Bubbles caught Michael and Lisa Marie playing footsy...and I DO mean playing footsy, and became so enraged with jealously, he pulled Michael's nose off."

"Like I said before, there's a LOT I have to say if they prosecute me on this. I saved his life and the life of one of the kids but you will be able to read that in my book. It makes Howard Hughes seem normal."

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