A SHOCKINGrealization has been discovered - Michael Jackson may have been a human resident.
Everyone assumed Jackson may have been alien, but a regular web surfer, and everyday sillyperson, Arr Sohle, was one day browsing the web for an hour, as she does every other 23 hours of the day, and discovered a private phone call by Michael Jackson to an assumed friend, Shamone.
Jackson states: "That... Shamone, I have confession to make. I can't lie anymore, and I swear I would have told you sooner..." Ms. Shamone replies: "What is it, you know I thought you told me all your darn details, after all you inspired the name ma momma called me!". Jackson makes his revelation: "I... am a human being. I am not an alien." Even more shocking than Mr. Jackson's revelation, Shamone replies: "I know."
Mrs Sohle then turned away from her surprise. Like the other 'Sohles in her family, she thought Michael Jackson was an alien.
After this new-found evidence, it is beginning to dawn on the public of the world, maybe Jackson was a good person.
The Bun investigates what the public think:
"To be honest, I never thought it was possible that Michael WASN'T evil! Now I'm starting to explore the fact I could have been wrong!"
-Upteh Woodenhill, 34
"Well, just because he may be a human, doesn't mean he's innocent!"
-Chip Eetah, 22
The police are currently investigating who 'Shamone' is.
DSi Ali Stair pointed out, "We have to find this... Mysterious character [Shamone], to continue our ivestigation on Mr. Jackson's species."
"A new case, a new day, we are determined to solve case 'MJ Alien V. Human'."
The Bun will report next week on how DCi Stair is coming on with the case.
