Cryogenics Company to sue Michael Jackson Doctor

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Jackson wanted to do moonwalk on moon

A cryogenics company, who lost out on being paid millions to freeze the King of Pop's corpse, are set to sue Conrad Murray who is alleged to have murdered Michael Jackson.

The Cryogenics company, that cannot be named at this stage for Legal reasons, was due to pick up Michael Jacksons body shortly after his death so that he could be Cryogenically frozen according to his wishes.

Due to delays and the fact that a post mortem had to be carried out it was far to late to be able to carry out the cryogenics procedure necessary to give Jackson any chance of being brought back to life in the future.

Jackson had left specific instructions that he should be cryogenically frozen because he wanted to live forever and always wanted to go to the moon and do a moonwalk.

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