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Funny story: KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

KFC Agrees To Drop The Confederate Flag From All Of Its Southern Restaurants

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The spokesperson for KFC, Ty Picklefeather, has informed the news media that the fried chicken fast food franchise has agreed to remove the Confederate flags found out in the parking lot of some of its Southern restaurants.

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Funny story: Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

Chickens Have No Nuggets But On The other Hand...

While chickens have no nuggets the whole process of fixing the favorite McDonalds bestseller can be sickening. The mechanically separated chicken are turned into this pink goop so we can create delicious chicken nuggets and even juicy chicken patt...

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Funny story: McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

McDonald's Addresses The Happy Meal Rumors

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation wants to inform its customers that recent rumors which were tracked back to San Diego, California are positively false. Golden Arches spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that the fast food giant has...

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The Dairy Queen Corporation in a move to increase their sales of ice cream products has just developed a new dessert item. Columbus Vee, a representative with the fast food franchise chain stated that the new item is pres...

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Funny story: KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The KFC Corporation has just announced that they have partnered with the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty on a new KFC menu item. KFC Spokesperson Ty Wylerstaff stated that the huge chicken franchise chain had been looking...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Purchases 10,000 Shares of McDonald's Stock

Kirstie Alley Purchases 10,000 Shares of McDonald's Stock

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley has commented that she honestly cannot remember ever being as happy as she is now. The overweight star of Cheers has just announced that she is now the proud owner of 10,000 shares of McDonald's stock. Kirstie purchase...

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Funny story: Schlotzsky's To Change Its Name

Schlotzsky's To Change Its Name

AUSTIN - The Schlotzsky's sandwich franchise chain has just announced that it plans to change the corporate name in 2014. Schlotzsky's Spokesperson Ashley Gail Tiarafelli stated that after hiring an independent research agency, it was determined t...

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Funny story: Long John Silver's To Introduce The Piranha Sandwich

Long John Silver's To Introduce The Piranha Sandwich

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The Long John Silver's Corporation is getting ready to introduce what is perhaps its most interesting menu item in its 45 year history. Elmendorf Butterbox, a representative for the fish restaurant chain stated that the Pira...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

McDonald's To Introduce The McRibeyeburger In Order To Attract Richer Customers

OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald's the fast food franchise that brought you the McEnchiladas and the McSushi has just developed another in a line of extraordinary menu items. Company Spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that for the past seven months...

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Funny story: Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Corporation has just informed the public that it has worked out a deal with the government of Afghanistan. According to Popeye's Spokesperson Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry a Popeye's Restaurant will be b...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

McDonald's To Offer A Special Promotional Burger - The McMandelaburger

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The largest fast food franchise in the world has just let its customers know that it will soon be putting out a special limited promotional burger in honor of Nelson Mandela. Nancy Zabaletta spokesperson for the fast food cha...

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Funny story: Fatal Duel at Los Angeles McDonald's

Fatal Duel at Los Angeles McDonald's

Was it road rage or poor engineering that lead to the death of Emilio Rodriguez in the drive-thru of a Los Angeles McDonald's this morning? The local resident, who friends say frequented the world's most popular fast food restaurant, was shot and kil...

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Funny story: Wendy's Could Become Windy's

Wendy's Could Become Windy's

DUBLIN, Ohio - Wendy's is an international fast food chain that mainly sells hamburgers. It was founded in 1969, and currently has 6,650 restaurants world-wide. The executives of the hamburger giant have expressed a desire to rename the company. T...

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Funny story: Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

IRVINE, California - The largest Mexican food chain in the United States has just announced that they will soon be introducing their new 5-pound burrito. A Taco Bell spokesperson has informed the public that the new menu addition will be available...

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Funny story: McDonalds Has Added The iBurger To Its Menu

McDonalds Has Added The iBurger To Its Menu

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation has always looked upon itself as being on the cutting edge on new menu items and its newly developed iBurger looks to be a sure winner. Nancy Zabeletta, a spokesperson for the fast food franchise gi...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Drop The Big Mac Sesame Seeds

McDonald's To Drop The Big Mac Sesame Seeds

OAK BROOK, Illinois - The world's largest restaurant franchise chain, McDonald's has just made a monumental announcement regarding its hamburger buns. Golden Arches Spokesperson Nancy Zabeletta has issued a statement that the fast food giant will...

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Funny story: McDonald's To Introduce The McEnchiladas

McDonald's To Introduce The McEnchiladas

OAK BROOK, Illinois - Word from the largest food franchise restaurant chain in the world is that they will soon be adding another entry to their McMenu. Mickey D's spokesperson Nancy Zabaletta informed the news media that after a year in the plann...

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