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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Begs Brad Pitt To Please, Please, Please Leave Angelina Jolie And Return To Her

Jennifer Aniston Begs Brad Pitt To Please, Please, Please Leave Angelina Jolie And Return To Her

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Jennifer Aniston was vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico when she was asked about her love life by a reporter for The Baja California Mucho Gusto News. Aniston told the reporter identified as Francisco Sausalito, that it...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again

Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again

Although she's a beautiful lady, Angelina Jolies's teeth get bucked every six months or so and she has had six surgeries to have this corrected. Jolie admitted that it started while she was married to Billy Bobbing Thorton. "It was OK until t...

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Funny story: OctoMom On The Verge of Being Evicted: Says She Wants To Move In With Brad and Angelina

OctoMom On The Verge of Being Evicted: Says She Wants To Move In With Brad and Angelina

LA HABRA, California - OctoMom has said that she is behind in her monthly house payments and it looks like she will probably be getting evicted. The mother of 14 kids says that her swimsuit modeling career has not really brought her in as much mon...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Not Really Sure About Gerard Butler Or Anything Else

Jennifer Aniston Not Really Sure About Gerard Butler Or Anything Else

It would appear that Jennifer Aniston is having real trouble being sure about anything, as she appears to have been stricken by a chronic case of indecision. Movie critics were blown away by the on-screen chemistry between Aniston and 'The Bounty...

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Funny story: Angelina, Jennifer Aniston Discovered Kissing In The Sack By Brad Pitt

Angelina, Jennifer Aniston Discovered Kissing In The Sack By Brad Pitt

"Well, well, well so you girls are on kissing terms", stated a puzzled Brad Pitt who had walked into The Sack, Monday. "All the tabloids have you scratching each others eyes out." Sooner or later most Hollywood types hear about the growing veggie...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Takes It All Off For Charity!

Angelina Jolie Takes It All Off For Charity!

In an unprecedented show of generosity earlier this week, Angelina Jolie decided to take it all off . . . for charity! The 2010 Take It All Off For Charity is an event that receives little or no coverage for obvious reasons. Past participants hav...

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Funny story: Does Angelina Jolie's Secret Valentine To Brad Shows Mental Troubles Or Brilliance?

Does Angelina Jolie's Secret Valentine To Brad Shows Mental Troubles Or Brilliance?

According to all the latest stories about Angelina Jolie, this morning's had to be the strangest. "The National Sewer", who broke the case against Tiger Wood's secret love child, claims that Angelina presented Brad with a two-week vacation package...

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Funny story: Jolie and Pitt Bring Suit Against TheSpoof.com

Jolie and Pitt Bring Suit Against TheSpoof.com

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have brought suit against the TheSpoof.com. Pitt and Jolie are alleging that the only reason thousands of tabloid newspapers worldwide are reporting a split up between the entertainment pair is that TheSpoof.com printed...

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Funny story: Brad Pitts Says He Is Sick and Tired of Angelina's Lips - All Four of Them

Brad Pitts Says He Is Sick and Tired of Angelina's Lips - All Four of Them

LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt was in town visiting some old friends as well as taking a Universal Studios tour, when he was asked how his marriage was going. Pitt tugged at his beard and replied that it was going. When asked to elaborate, the Bra pa...

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Funny story: Splits is the Pitts said Brad

Splits is the Pitts said Brad

Hollywood and the rest of the Planet - Brad Pitt and his longtime partner are making some very serious decisions concerning the dividing of the massive personal properties, including children. By the time the actual proceedings come to a court dec...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt: "My Love For Su Bo"

Brad Pitt: "My Love For Su Bo"

Brad Pitt has broken his silence and admitted that he has left Angelina Jolie in orser to start a new life with Susan Boyle. "I totally love Su Bo. It's an emotional thing, but it is also deeply physical. I remember the first time when Su Bo took me...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt's Bachelor Pad Christened

Brad Pitt's Bachelor Pad Christened

While another Hollywood royalty marriage may be headed for a crash landing, Brad Pitt doesn't seem to be taking it too hard. What is being described as the best party of 2010 so far, took place in the Pitt's new bachelor pad, located in West Hollywo...

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Funny story: Brangelinaton: Jenn & Angie Agree on Custody of Brad's Joint!

Brangelinaton: Jenn & Angie Agree on Custody of Brad's Joint!

Despite tabloid accounts to the contrary, "It ain't over yet" according to a lawyer for the Fetching Three Some of Angelina, Brad, and Jennifer! Apparently the third person in bed during the 6 year liaison between Brad and Angelina, in which they...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie: Life Without Brad Almost Same As With Brad

Angelina Jolie: Life Without Brad Almost Same As With Brad

Angelie Jolie has told reporters that she hopes she and Brad can stay together but she has gotten used to the idea of being without him. "There wouldn't be a whole lot of difference if I have the kids around and we continue to spend a month at a...

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Funny story: Pygmy Orphans In The Congo: Please Don't Let Angelina Adopt Us!

Pygmy Orphans In The Congo: Please Don't Let Angelina Adopt Us!

Orphaned Pygmy children have hired a translator from Belgium to get the word out on the internet and elsewhere that they do not want to be adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. "We see them in the news at the big house all the time and they are...

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Funny story: Did Brad Pitt Have The Brad Pitts?

Did Brad Pitt Have The Brad Pitts?

Speculation in Hollywood increased today as rumours began to circulate that Brad Pitt had come down with a case of the Brad Pitts. Pitt failed to show up for several appointments in the Greater LA area, where a number of reputable journalists clai...

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Funny story: Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking

Everything Back To Normal With Angelina After Brad Pitt Gets His Spanking

While everyone knows that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have their 'ups and downs', few know about the spankings that have been a rumor for many years among Hollywood insiders. "I first heard about it from Billy Bob, Angelina's former husband", sta...

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