Splits is the Pitts said Brad

Funny story written by jansal

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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The "Family" might celebrate Holidays in their European Mansion

Hollywood and the rest of the Planet - Brad Pitt and his longtime partner are making some very serious decisions concerning the dividing of the massive personal properties, including children.

By the time the actual proceedings come to a court decision, it is believed that the children will be old enough to voice their own opinion as to whom they wish to live with.

A person not connected with the family expressed his thoughts on the matter.

"The adopted children should stay with the mother and the biological children should stay with the father, that would be a fair way of keeping the family together".

"Holidays they could all gather at one of the remaining mutually owned properties to celebrate" he further related.

"I shudda been a Judge".

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