Jennifer Aniston Not Really Sure About Gerard Butler Or Anything Else

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 13 March 2010

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Somebody Else Being Secretive Last Night

It would appear that Jennifer Aniston is having real trouble being sure about anything, as she appears to have been stricken by a chronic case of indecision.

Movie critics were blown away by the on-screen chemistry between Aniston and 'The Bounty Hunter' co-star Gerard Butler. When the question was posed to the actress, that just perhaps a little teeny bit, that chemistry might possibly have spilled over into real life?

Aniston didn't appear to be sure one way or the other, which frankly wasn't much help to the gossip columnists. She didn't even appear to know what colour shoes she was wearing, or where she'd left her coat.

When asked about how she felt about Brad Pitt, she replied that she wasn't really sure about that either, but did add that people change as they grow older, mentally as well as physically, and that she sort of liked vegetarian food, but she was sometimes tempted to eat meat. But not really raw meat. She said that she generally prefers her meat cooked, but added that she's not sure about steaks.

One cheeky reporter, clearly at the end of his tether asked her how she felt about ass-fucking.

Jennifer replied that she hadn't really thought about it much, but she wasn't sure how she felt about it without first asking somebody else. Who knew all about it.

When Gerard Butler was asked if there was any chance of a romance developing between him and Aniston, he simply shrugged and said:

"I don't know about that, but I do know that I really like bourbon biscuits."

More as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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