"Well, well, well so you girls are on kissing terms", stated a puzzled Brad Pitt who had walked into The Sack, Monday. "All the tabloids have you scratching each others eyes out."
Sooner or later most Hollywood types hear about the growing veggie sandwich restaurant, originally called The Shack but the 'h' blew out and so many people began calling it "The Sack" that the owners decided to leave it out.
"We made up a couple of weeks ago, Brad", stated Angelina, according to other customers that we caught leaving and handed some bills. "You have a problem with that?"
Our source stated that Pitt simply shrugged and sat down at the table.
"I was just giving Angelina a peck, goodbye", stated Aniston. "We stars do that a lot if you noticed anything around the head area."
Still having a puzzled look, Pitt order himself and Angelina a veggie special, with flavored dipping sauce.
The only words Charles, the source, stated that he heard from the table as a waiter had told him he had lingered enough, was Pitt saying, "I've heard the rumors and caught the wink awhile ago."
This is Dan Hilliard, Ass Reporter for UP2. There goes Rosie and her latest inside now. Better go order another sandwich to hide in my case.
