LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt was in town visiting some old friends as well as taking a Universal Studios tour, when he was asked how his marriage was going.
Pitt tugged at his beard and replied that it was going.
When asked to elaborate, the Bra part of the Brangelina team stated that he has finally realized that he never really cared for Angelina in the way that she cared for him.
He pointed out that he cannot believe that he allowed Jolie to just waltz into his life and steal him away from his then wife, the lovely, sexy, talented, and amazingly forgiving Jennifer Aniston.
Pitt was asked if the fact that Angelina had gotten carried away with the collagen injections on her lips had something to do with his decision to finally divorce her.
He said that it absolutely had an awful lot to do with it. He pointed out that he had warned her that if she kept on taking that damn collagen her lips would end up looking like Steven Tyler's and Mick Jagger's.
Brad said that she chose to ignore him and now if she ever gets chapped lips it is going to require a lip balm tube for each lip.
He then winked and said that actually if he were to be perfectly honest, he finally got tired of all four of her humongous lips including the big red snappers downstairs in her basement so to speak.
Pitt then said that her mood swings from hell certainly did not help the situation any either as well as the fact that half of the time she would burn the bacon, overcook the eggs, and butter the toast on the wrong side.
In other news. Niecy Nash was asked to portray Mo'nique in the movie, 'The Story of The Big, Big, Damn She's Big Mo'nique' but she had to turn it down because she would have had to gain about 185 pounds.