Does Angelina Jolie's Secret Valentine To Brad Shows Mental Troubles Or Brilliance?

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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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Freaking Out Or Super Smart?

According to all the latest stories about Angelina Jolie, this morning's had to be the strangest.

"The National Sewer", who broke the case against Tiger Wood's secret love child, claims that Angelina presented Brad with a two-week vacation package at a French resort with his ex-wife, Jennifer Anniston.

Has she thrown in the towel as Brad continues to talk to his ex-wife as a friend and the fact that Anniston wants him back?

Is she tired of Pitt, who's always off somewhere?

Is SHE the one that's gone off under all the pressure of idiots writing stories about her and Brad who simply make them up?

Nah. We think she may have met someone while making her last movie and was glad to get Brad away as soon as possible. She has been spotted with a couple of other male actors lately, even though one of the photographers finally admitted that his pic was an old one from last June.

Of course, most of thought she flipped out a long time ago, by marrying Billy Bob Thornton.

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