Did Brad Pitt Have The Brad Pitts?

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 17 January 2010

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Speculation in Hollywood increased today as rumours began to circulate that Brad Pitt had come down with a case of the Brad Pitts.

Pitt failed to show up for several appointments in the Greater LA area, where a number of reputable journalists claim to have heard toilets flushing at venues where Brad Pitt was supposed to be appearing, which was, they suggested an indication that Brad Pitt has been stricken by the Brad Pitts.

Brad Pitt wouldn't be the first headlining actor to come down with the Brad Pitts. Rumour has it that Ben Kingsley came down with an appalling case of the Brad Pitts whilst filming 'Gandhi' in New Delhi, which has long been associated in Western mindsets with the Brad Pitts and Delhi Belly.

Friends told us that Brad Pitt doesn't seem unusually susceptible to the Brad Pitts, but confided that he once had the Eartha Kitts after a heavy night on the Guinness followed by a Madras Curry.

What remains an indisputable fact whether Brad Pitt has got the Brad Pitts or the Eartha Kitts is is that the level of the LA River rose by half a centimeter and that migrating birds were avoiding the airspace over Los Angeles.

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