LA HABRA, California - OctoMom has said that she is behind in her monthly house payments and it looks like she will probably be getting evicted.
The mother of 14 kids says that her swimsuit modeling career has not really brought her in as much money as she thought that it would. She said that last year she only made $8,000 modeling bathing suits.
She said that she was promised a job modeling bras, panties, and pantiliners, but so far the ad rep has not called her back.
She went on to say that her kids lemonade stand only brings in about $6 a day and the sale of individual M&M's (at three for 15 cents) in the past weeks has only managed to bring in 85 cents.
Suleman said that she is making due by feeding her kids lots of foods that have a lot of water as their main ingredient such as waterized meat loaf, enchiladas smothered in water, macaroni and cheese and water, watercress sandwiches, and Cheerios in water.
OctoMom said that her house is valued at $450,000 and her monthly payments are $4,139.17. She pointed out that she has not spent any money on herself in the last three months, except for a box of tampons.
She looked down at her two skinny as hell pets, a rottweiler Freckles that used to weigh 47 pounds and is now down to 4 pounds and a Persian cat Pussywillow that is so weak from not eating that it only meows once or twice a day, depending on how many times the little ones hit it with an empty breakfast cereal carton.
Octomom said that last week she emailed Angelina Jolie and asked her that since her and Brad are going to be staying together if she could allow for her and her 14 kids to move in with her and Brad and their six kids, for a total of three adults and 20 kids.
SIDENOTE: Suleman actually believes that Jolie will ask her to move in, but Octomom may have a better chance of moving in with the president and the first mama. Just sayin'.
