Former United States Vice President Al Gore, who claims that he invented the internet, has now taken credit for inventing "getting your panties/knickers in a wad." The Senator from Tennessee says that this occured back in his high school days wh...
A former school friend of Al Gore claims you should ignore his global warming theories because Gore was hopeless in school with anything to do with weather. Charles Brown who was in the same class as Gore at School explained that Gore was hopeles...
Al Gore has gone into hiding and is believed to be in a cave in Afghanistan. Gore has reportedly fled because he has been snowed under with letters, emails and writs because of the problems he has caused people with his global warming lectures. Ma...
Former Vice President Al Gore has added to the list of things that he feels that he invented. The former inventor of the internet now says that he is responsible for creating the wet spot and snail trails. Said Gore, "when I was a young and randy...
The Universal Crop Fuel Farmer Association (UCFFA) has announced support for Russia's project to divert an asteroid from a collision-course with Earth. 'When we heard that Russia would not use nuclear power to negate the threat, we knew instantly...
China's space agency has announced its intention to join Russia in an international project to save Earth from a cataclysmic collision with a gigantic asteroid. Xian Bao, head of China's space agency, said that the Chinese people would 'work to th...
Russia's space agency has announced an ambitious project to save the Earth from a rogue asteroid, drawing powerful objections from Al Gore. Anatoly Perminov, head of the space agency, said in an interview broadcast on Voice of Russia radio that th...
Long-lost diaries written by Leonardo daVinci around 1502 reveal that he, rather than Al Gore, invented the internet. DaVinci was an Italian scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician...
The Hokey Pokey Dance, a staple at parties, wedding receptions, and dances since the 1940's, is now the victim of a new lawsuit. Former United States Vice President Al Gore, who is attempting to deflect criticism off himself since the Climategate ne...
A shocking international investigation into the collapsing Carbon Credit financial market has revealed that several prominent proponents of The Global Warming Crisis, lost their ass after the Copenhagen Convention was declared a massive Failure, not...
The US Bureau of Animals, Nature, Kephalopods, Rotifers, Ubiquitates, Pachyderms and Thermophiles (BANKRUPT) has condemned plans by the Generous Environmentalists Totally Saving All Polar Organisms (GETSAPO) to evacuate polar bears to Antarctica as '...
With trouble brewing between the Generous Environmentalists Totally Saving All Polar Organisms (GETSAPO) and the National Australian Zoological Institute (NAZI) over a polar bear evacuation project, Al Gore has stepped in with a compromise. 'Even...
Australian environmentalists have announced 'complete opposition, complete resistance' to plans by the Generous Environmentalists Totally Saving All Polar Organisms (GETSAPO) to evacuate all polar bears on the northern polar icecap to Antarctica.
With climate guru Al Gore's announcement at the Copenhagen Climate Summit that there would be no Arctic ice within five years, a group of hardy environmentalists put together a crash program to save the polar bears. The Generous Environmentalists...
Independent Journalists were met with a cold shoulder today as they tried to confront Global Warming Guru Al Gore, and Copenhagen Court Jester Barry Obama over the eastern seaboard's inundation with a record snow fall and freezing winds which only c...
A crisis bigger than global climate warming is rumoured to be troubling the scientific community. The massive increase in the number of vast wind generators is now thought to be slowing down the rotation of our earth. "I don't need to tell you...
Copenhagen - Al Gore spoke out this morning about the effect of trees on the 'greening' of earth. "Trees, at night, produce copious amounts of carbon dioxide. They are at the center of all the global warming that no one has been able to prove. For...
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