Al Gore Fingers Trees

Funny story written by Gordo Plenty

Thursday, 17 December 2009

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Copenhagen - Al Gore spoke out this morning about the effect of trees on the 'greening' of earth.

"Trees, at night, produce copious amounts of carbon dioxide. They are at the center of all the global warming that no one has been able to prove. For more information, please buy a copy of my book 'The Trees Did It' printed on the finest paper made from these nature destroying plants."

Gore, still trying to recover from the earlier news reported by Gordo Plenty that he was the cause of global warming, handed out a number of signed books to get the ball rolling.

When asked what he thought of the book, one bystander had this to say, "Well, I must admit it is a great book. I ran out of toilet paper at the hotel and this is some fine quality paper."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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