Al Gore Claims He Invented Snail Trails and The Wet Spot

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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He's also responsible for some things in the bedroom

Former Vice President Al Gore has added to the list of things that he feels that he invented. The former inventor of the internet now says that he is responsible for creating the wet spot and snail trails.

Said Gore, "when I was a young and randy fellow in my college days, I enjoyed a healthy sex life with the co-eds and other local young ladies. There was no evidence, however, of my conquests or proof that these girls had ever even been there."

"In the course of my sexual exertions, I came up with the ideas of the wet spot and snail trails. I would also have taken credit for vaginal secretions, condoms that were half in/half out of the trashcan and used condom wrappers on the floor, but I don't want to make people feel that I was that much of a horndog in my younger years."

"Tipper has never complained, however, and I think that she likes my prowess."

Crime scene detectives and criminal shows like C.S.I. will be forever grateful to the Senator and Vice President for his contributions to helping catch criminals and rapists.

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