The Al Gore Mystery

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 11 January 2010

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Good at Algorithms

A former school friend of Al Gore claims you should ignore his global warming theories because Gore was hopeless in school with anything to do with weather.

Charles Brown who was in the same class as Gore at School explained that Gore was hopeless when it came to History and Geography and also more importantly when it comes to weather because when the teacher was explaining how rain and snow forms everbody in the class understood but Gore.

Charles also went on to explain how gore could not predict anything right he tried to bet in football games and horse racing but his predictions were bottom of the league so if Gore predicts Global Warming your more likely to believe in Global Freezing.

Other former friends of Gore have pointed out he was very good at mathematics however particularly Algorithms.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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