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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Waxwork Looks Just Like Him

Robert Pattinson Waxwork Looks Just Like Him

Initial reactions to Madame Tussauds latest acquisition - Twilight star, Robert Pattinson - have been mostly favourable, with visitors remarking that the wax likeness bore a striking resemblence to the actor. "Eeh, it looks just like him," said 17...

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Funny story: Fourth "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" Will Be In 3D

Fourth "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" Will Be In 3D

With the success of the Avatar movie and the large audience that the first two Twilight movies have brought in, assistant producer, Akira Horoko told reporters yesterday the the fourth Twilight movie, "Breaking Dawn" will almost certainly be in 3D.

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson P*ssed Off

Robert Pattinson P*ssed Off

While Twilight might have been a good thing for one Robert Pattinson, it's been nothing but a royal pain in the ass for Robert Pattinson, the mule skinner from Hooligan's Bluff, Tennessee. The other Robert Pattinson, who lives in a trailer at the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson - The Modest Superstar Gets Bigger And Bigger

Robert Pattinson - The Modest Superstar Gets Bigger And Bigger

It was a modest Robert Pattinson who ventured into Leicester Square in front of legions of adoring fans for the premiere of his new movie, 'Remember Me.' Pattinson, 23 and rapidly becoming the world's biggest box office draw should by rights have...

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Funny story: Twilight 'Eclipse' Trailer Causes Net Meltdown

Twilight 'Eclipse' Trailer Causes Net Meltdown

The internet release of the trailer for the third instalment in the Twilight series, Eclipse had technicians the world over working flat out to sustain internet services as an estimated 11 billion people tuned in to see where Rob Patz, K Stew, Tay La...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene Upset Over New "Naked Ashleee" Video Game

Ashley Greene Upset Over New "Naked Ashleee" Video Game

Ashley Greene is very upset over a new Japanese video game called "Naked Ashleee". "There's probably nothing I can do about it but they have put out a video game with someone who looks a lot like me in the nude and the object is to paint a swimsui...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Promises The "Twi-Hards" That He Isn't Hanging Up His Fangs Just Yet

Robert Pattinson Promises The "Twi-Hards" That He Isn't Hanging Up His Fangs Just Yet

BOSTON - The Twilight Saga series star Robert Pattinson was in town to shoot a commercial for Boston Baked Beans. After the fifth take and his sixth bowl of beans the director yelled cut and that it was a wrap. Pattinson then sat down with a repor...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Who are you?

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Who are you?

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart who are you seems to be the question asked by most people in Scotland. We done surveys in Edinburgh and Glasgow and 90% of people over 40 did not know who they were. For people who said they did not know who...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Fans Wage Networking War On Twilight Fans

Susan Boyle Fans Wage Networking War On Twilight Fans

Internet users yesterday could barely believe their own eyes as virtually every social networking site on the net became jammed with messages which reduced the world wide web to a virtual battleground. It remains unclear where the conflict began,...

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Funny story: Stephanie Meyer And JK Rowling To Collaborate On Teen Blockbuster Novel?

Stephanie Meyer And JK Rowling To Collaborate On Teen Blockbuster Novel?

Talks opened yesterday between representatives of the world's best selling authors, JK Rowling and Stephanie Meyer hoping to give the green light to a collaborative writing endeavour which will shake the literary world to its foundations. The crea...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Not Really Allergic To Vaginas - It Was Just A Joke

Robert Pattinson Not Really Allergic To Vaginas - It Was Just A Joke

Lovestruck teens the world over heaved a collective sigh of relief today as it was finally announced that Twilight vampire Edward Cullen, aka actor Robert Pattinson, aka Rob Pattz isn't really allergic to vaginas after all. The story was circulate...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

Robert Pattinson Ridicules Bestiality Allegations

Budding legend of the silver screen, Robert Pattinson 23, who plays Edward Cullen the vampire in the Twilight movie series was today, a little hacked off by scandal mongering press 'vampires' who continually take his off-the-cuff remarks out of conte...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart has proved beyond all doubt that there is life after the Twilight franchise as she entered into discussions to play the leading role in a proposed new movie based around 1970's kids' action figure 'Stretch Armstrong.' Miss Stewart'...

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Funny story: New Show "Our Favorite Suckers" A TV 'Twilight'?

New Show "Our Favorite Suckers" A TV 'Twilight'?

A new show on CW scheduled for the summer of 2010 will be called "Our Favorite Suckers" and will feature a mostly female cast. There's young Jennifer who is a modern vampire and of the more tame type, like the Cullens, but she has one big problem...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene Of Twilight Embarrassing Some Of Cast

Ashley Greene Of Twilight Embarrassing Some Of Cast

Ashley Greene, who starred in the recent Twilight New Moon, has actually succeeded in embarrassing some of the other stars. Off the record, one of the males stated that "Ashley does not have to pose nude in every magazine out there. If she can act...

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Funny story: In Twilight Eclipse, Malia Obama May Have Walk-On Part

In Twilight Eclipse, Malia Obama May Have Walk-On Part

Barack and Michelle's oldest daughter Malia may have a wish come true before long as she has been invited to a walk-on role as an extra in the June, 2010 movie, Twilight Eclipse. "She is really excited", stated the First Lady, Michelle. "This has...

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Funny story: Vampire Finally Arrives In Whitby - Mocks Twilight Movies

Vampire Finally Arrives In Whitby - Mocks Twilight Movies

Renowned Transylvanian vampire, Nosferatu, aka Max Shreck, finally arrived in the Yorkshire port of Whitby last night after an arduous sea crossing on a sailing ship which left the crew dead, and the Captain, also dead, lashed to the wheel. As ass...

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