Ashley Greene Of Twilight Embarrassing Some Of Cast

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Wednesday, 20 January 2010


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Ashley Greene, who starred in the recent Twilight New Moon, has actually succeeded in embarrassing some of the other stars.

Off the record, one of the males stated that "Ashley does not have to pose nude in every magazine out there. If she can act, and I think she can, she doesn't have to be THE PINUP of 2010."

"She cannot have much self-respect, and it can only hurt and cheapen her movie roles."

But Greene simply goes her naked way.

She will be in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit without the swimsuit. Rather, what she is wearing is paint made to look like a swimsuit.

"Some of us think she may head for Larry Flynt next for Hustler. Maybe she can't help herself. But these are 'cheap shots' if you'll excuse the pun."

When Ashley was asked about her co-star's remarks, she replied that she had her own thing she wanted to do.

I guess causing young men go blind is apparently one of them.

One hint she gave: "Look for a lot of me in the new Ethan Terra flick, Black Friday 3D!"

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