Ashley Greene Upset Over New "Naked Ashleee" Video Game

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Thursday, 11 March 2010


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Ashley Greene is very upset over a new Japanese video game called "Naked Ashleee".

"There's probably nothing I can do about it but they have put out a video game with someone who looks a lot like me in the nude and the object is to paint a swimsuit on me."

The reason Ashley cannot sue the company or would not win if she did, is because the Japanese game rep says that it could be any Ashleee in the world or that it's all make-believe on a realistic-looking doll.

"Oh it's me alright", stated Greens to UP2 Ass Reporter, Dan Hilliard. "What other 'Ashley' was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue wearing only painted on swimsuits?"

When we called the company the rep told us that Ms. Greene needs to be careful what she says. Number one, they have the right to sue her. Number two, she's giving the game free advertising every time she mentions it.

"Before she began complaining, our sales were so-so. But now they are going through the roof!"

"Of course", admitted the rep, "SHE may be using US for her own career advancement. I mean, she's as bad as we are!"

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