Fourth "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" Will Be In 3D

Written by Bureau

Friday, 26 March 2010

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With the success of the Avatar movie and the large audience that the first two Twilight movies have brought in, assistant producer, Akira Horoko told reporters yesterday the the fourth Twilight movie, "Breaking Dawn" will almost certainly be in 3D.

"We are watching closely the development of 3D television and believe there will be even greater breakthroughs in 3D by the time "Breaking Dawn" begins filming so we hope to set all records with the fourth movie."

Since most of the crew for that film has already signed up, our reporter caught up with Ashley Greene and asked her about the 3D news.

"Yeah, you'll be able to appreciate my figure that way."

We also asked about the rumor of Taylor Lautner appearing on "The Vampire Diaries".

"I have no opinion on that. Ask him. For one thing, if he's on the series on 3D television that is already out, you should get a preview of how "Breaking Dawn" will look."

Ashley Greene indeed seemed pleased about the 3D version showing her measurements better.

With her Lautner news and Greene looking to make the most of her figure in "Breaking Dawn" in 3D, Ashley sure has shown this reporter a couple of good points.

-Something to think about, I'm Dan Hilliard, UP2

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