HARFOLD, Vt. - President Obama, obviously tired of Donald Trump's same old accusation that the president was born in Kenya, has fired back with both guns. Mr. Obama's focus of attack centers on Trump's head. "I don't doubt," said Mr. Obama while s...
Washington DC: A number of White House staff members have been fired for creating the He's Every-Where Program, on the White House website, supposedly without the president's knowledge. The He's Every-Where program is a three phase program consist...
In 2008, before he'd been declared the winner of the presidential election, Barack Obama was named Advertising Age's "Marketer of the Year." And now, in 2012, Obama seeks a repeat win of the advertising honor. "The presidency has been cool, and I'...
Washington DC: VP Biden let the proverbial cat out of the bag when he said he's "absolutely comfortable" with gay couples who marry getting the same civil rights and liberties as heterosexual couples. This statement has led President Obama to reconsi...
Bank of America President and CEO Brian Moynihan is no lawyer, but even so, the 2010 case Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, in which the U.S. Supreme Court held that for purposes of the First Amendment right to free speech, corporations...
HARFOLD, Vt. - According to sources close to presumptive Republican nominee Mitt Romney, the former Massachusetts governor took in with great interest the decision of Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin to renounce his U.S. citizenship in exchange fo...
A leaked White House document has revealed that President Obama is so concerned about his flagging support he ordered the elite Navy Seals to kill Osama Bin Laden again in an attempt to boost his popularity prior to the upcoming Presidential election...
The people of France have spoken, in French, to send a stark message to their political parties by choosing another country to rule over them. In a remarkable turn of events, the country of Holland will assume the French presidency after defeatin...
Today Newt Gingrich dismissed his run for the US presidency as "trivial" and "not befitting my vast talents and expertise." In a long, sparsely attended press conference, the former Speaker of the House vowed "to move on to more important things, na...
In a flash of insight he calls divine inspiration, presidential hopeful Ron Paul singlehandedly discovered the solution to the nation's current job crisis: scaling down the work-week from five days to four. "It's so obvious!" exclaimed Paul to joy...
While America is known for its widespread voter apathy, recently reported levels of sheer voter ignorance still managed to astound long-time political analysts when polls revealed that nearly 72% of Americans believe that the 2012 presidential electi...
The $75 million Mitt Romney has spent on his presidential campaign appears to have more than paid off; polls now show that Romney is favored to win not only the Republican presidential nomination, but also the Boston Marathon. "I didn't even reali...
I hate the "media". I am sick and tired of the fact that I cannot get the real news, without some new's media honcho's (or wienie journal-school jerk's or jerkett's) interpretation thereof. I hate the fact that I must conduct a daily search of right and left-leaning news sources, in order for me to somehow try to divine the truth there-between. Just when did "why" become such a necessary ing...
WASHINGTON,DC (ABSNN) A joint session of the House and Senate approved the cancellation of the 2012 Presidential election today in favor of "Armed, one-to-one combat," to settle the thing once and for all. "We're tired of hanging chads (W), elect...
Faced with an unpleasant choice in a rapidly narrowing but still unappealing field of presidential hopefuls, Republican voters this week asked television host Meredith Vieira if they could please use one of their lifelines to help them pick the corre...
A rental clown from North Carolina announced late yesterday that he is entering the remaining GOP presidential primaries and expects to capture the nomination at the national convention in Tampa, Florida. The announcement, although attended by only one journalist from the local media, immediately gained traction on the internet and the social media. The Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, No...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently stated that being the vice-president of the United States is the greatest job that a person could ever have. He noted that very little is expected of you and 90 percent of the time your official...
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