HARFOLD, Vt. - President Obama, obviously tired of Donald Trump's same old accusation that the president was born in Kenya, has fired back with both guns. Mr. Obama's focus of attack centers on Trump's head.
"I don't doubt," said Mr. Obama while stumping in Iowa, "that Mr. Trump is a patriotic American, but that hair cannot have been produced by an American-based factory. My first guess would be China, Taiwan, or Thailand. Maybe even Bangladesh."
It's been estimated that the reality TV star has been wearing fake hair since Ivana was running the household.
"If you're going to try to pass off that clump on your head as real hair, why wouldn't you try to pick on the President about his place of birth?" Obama said.
