CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President Bush invoked executive privilege Monday to deny requests by Congress for testimony from two former aides about the firings of federal prosecutors. Same old story, different names.
Mark Lowton's mustache has moved over to another server and set up a rival website. It hopes that writers will follow and make up libellous stories about TheSpoof.com.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - TheSpoof.com's editor, Mark Lowton, that cheap, good for nothing b%$#$^d that won't pay those of us who write for him, revealed today that he grew his handlebar mustache in order to get women.
Iowa City, Iowa (Press-Citizen Staff Writer) - TheSpoof.com regular contributor, Jalapenoman, will teach his seminar "$100 Advice and Guidance For New Spoof Writers" at the University of Iowa's 'Program in Creative Writing&...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - TheSpoof.com - Maxwell Smart forgot that the Cone of Silence doesn't work on books. He wrote a diary exposing some of his most devious deeds in history, including killing Cock Robin. The diary was exposed by Jalapenoman,...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - The Alaskans have joined together to buy back Alaska from Texas. President George W. Bush had previously bought Alaska with his pocket change, bu...
US and A (ESPN) - As part of the latest X Games circuit, SpaceElevator fell short of his attempt to contribute ninety pieces of satire in thirty days. Before the event the fledgling remarked, "I am not very good with numbers, but I think that&#...
Los Angeles (the streets of Hollywood): Buck E Filbert, infamous writer for TheSpoof.com, is entangled in a really messy controversy this time. The notorious "Vagina" writer, who was the topic of many contr...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) A new study by Hampton Professor Patty Jones, found that Spoof readers on average have a higher IQ than persons who do not read TheSpoof.com. The study consisted of 250 TheSpoof.com readers 300 non-readers and 50 persons who write fo...
The Beach - After a positively persnickety first month at, by far, the worst-paying job he has ever held, young SpaceElevator is contemplating 'early retirement'. Sources close to the contributor of questionable gossip suggest that he dreams...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The RNC has now officially changed its name to the Corrupt Bastards Club. Having so many members thrown in jail in Alaska due to their corruption, being exposed by undercover TheSpoof.com writer, Gnarly Erik, the...
Henman Hill, the unsightly mound of earth in the grounds of the All England Club where the Wimbledon Tennis Championships are held each year, is to be bulldozed after the current tournament is over.
COPENHAGEN (Wired Staff Writer) - A team of researchers in Denmark has determined that the contributors to the website, TheSpoof.com, are not writers at all.
Since I started writing for "The Spoof" I have had many emails asking me about my background, education and so on. Therefore I thought I would pen a few lines of bio here to placate my fan club.
An agreed sale of Web newspaper "The Spoof" to a consortium of its top writers is in danger of collapsing.
One writer, who won't tell us his name (he's crying in the corner), was given one star for his first satire for The Spoof! We tried to explain that it's just a joke, but he claims the star was not a try-better-next-time gesture but a grade of complete utter failure. Admittedly, we don't know what the intent was behind the one-star reviewer. Personally, we like to read the one-st...
US and A - 'SpaceElevator' announced that he has discovered a secret formula for satire. He discovered the formula while walking in a remote field.
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