Bush Denies Congress Access to Aides

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Monday, 9 July 2007

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Bush is Starting to Look a Little Guilty

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President Bush invoked executive privilege Monday to deny requests by Congress for testimony from two former aides about the firings of federal prosecutors. Same old story, different names.

Bush has abused his executive privileges to the point that even most Progressive Republicans are getting angry. Some are even calling for his impeachment.

In response, President Bush said, "I hadta prevent Congrus access to Aides. Aides is a dangerus disease frum which there's no cure yet. If I didn't deny access to Aides, I wouldn't be responsibul. Aides is a threat to Nashunul Security and my Toni. Aides is terrurism. Remembur 9/11!"

TheSpoof.com writer, Cal Jennings, and the rest of the writers at TheSpoof.com are now under investigation by the FBI, the CIA, and the joint National Security and Homeland Security forces for "terrerist acts against the government."

"I told 'em I'd git 'em," said Bush. "Their writin' stories about me an my Nazi Republican Dicktaturship is terrurism. Since I gave mahself powers over both Natshunul Security an' Homelan Security, ah kin take 'em down whenever ah wont. Ah wonted mah New Wurld Ordur ta' be a surprize, and they ruined it. Ah call that a act of terrurism."

All the writers and the editor at TheSpoof.com have fled to an unnamed country where there is no extradition. If things get any worse, they may have to flee to an uncharted island.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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