US and A - 'SpaceElevator' announced that he has discovered a secret formula for satire. He discovered the formula while walking in a remote field.
Meanwhile, the entire satire community is outraged -- dismissing his claims as heresy.
"I found a pair of special goggles and some strange tablets with cryptic writing that only I can decipher," said the young scribe. "All I can tell you at this point is that they give me a headache when I wear them all day."
A special team of satire experts has been called in to verify the validity of his claims. They are expected to report back to headquarters in one fortnight.
