writer unearths formula for satire

Written by SpaceElevator

Tuesday, 19 June 2007

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Satire equals 'feces' times 'aging rockers' squared...

US and A - 'SpaceElevator' announced that he has discovered a secret formula for satire. He discovered the formula while walking in a remote field.

Meanwhile, the entire satire community is outraged -- dismissing his claims as heresy.

"I found a pair of special goggles and some strange tablets with cryptic writing that only I can decipher," said the young scribe. "All I can tell you at this point is that they give me a headache when I wear them all day."

A special team of satire experts has been called in to verify the validity of his claims. They are expected to report back to headquarters in one fortnight.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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