Famous spoof writer gets stuck in Vagina

Written by Kick-Butt Moron

Sunday, 1 July 2007

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As of now, Bucky is in a vegitative form...why Bucky, why?!?!?

Los Angeles (the streets of Hollywood): Buck E Filbert, infamous writer for TheSpoof.com, is entangled in a really messy controversy this time. The notorious "Vagina" writer, who was the topic of many controversies that had hit the news channels lately, is in a very "deep hole" this time round...quite literally. He is now, what can be called, a "sitting buck".

Colleagues of Bucky noticed that he was not writing articles as often as he used to in the past few months, and just like any other nosy cyber-friends, they too got overtly suspicious.
Many messages were posted in the forums of renowned spoof sites to find out the location of Bucky and to find out if he had given up his loyalty to TheSpoof.com. After many days of searching, it was discovered that he wasn't missing after all...he was just stuck doing what he loved most, exploring the beauty of the Vagina.

In his residence (VGNS school for higher education), Bucky was found to be in a tricky position with a lady whom he calls "princess v" (name changed to protect identity). They were apparently getting very cozy and seemed quite comfortable - but there was one problem. Even after many attempts to take Bucky out of the fix he was in, our correspondents couldn't get him back.

Bucky, on the other hand, didn't show any signs of discomfort while "down under". He had a smile on his face, unlike the thousands of his fans who haven't read a single spoof by him in a while. It was almost as if he didn't want to come out, after all, it would only be the most wonderful last goodbye, straight from the place he called home.

This is indeed very sad news for TheSpoof.com as it would be losing one of it's most prized assets if Bucky can't be retrieved.

Let us now observe a few spaces of silence in respect to this famous writer, who is like a squirrel, going into hibernation after storing all his nuts...

I guess that's enough of spaces,
Signing off,
Kick-butt morons.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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