CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Kristina Grimes appealed to the weaker sex in an attempt to win The Apprentice. She drug out her heart-wrenching tale of teenage pregnancy, saying that she became pregnant at 17, was sent to a convent, had a violent l...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - LONDON - George Bush, wanting to assert himself as the new ruler of "Englund," today purchased the title of King from ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair. Georgie said that he wanted to to be sure his lover, "Toni,&quo...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Today, Cal-el flew to Karen Carpenter's grave and raised her from the dead. Cal-el said that he was sick of Rap "music" and the horrible effect it has had on the country. Cal-el felt that it was ti...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BEVERLY HILLS - A gold-plated gun and a pill bottle owned by Elvis Presley were auctioned off at the Beverly Hilton Hotel this weekend, as was a microphone used by the rock icon on the Louisiana Hayride in the 1950s.
I, Hugh G. Wadmore III, gadabout, never worked a day in my life. I despise those who can't live on the interest of their interest.
White lightnin', it is really gud, Ah make and drink it like ah shuld.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - RIPLEY, WV - In the small, sleepy town of Ripley, WV, no one suspected what evil lurked about. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow stopped Cal Jennings from writing at TheSpoof.com, but this could be different.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jail - Paris Hilton, after landing in jail again, has fired her talent agent. Michael Donkis, said on Tuesday that the 26-year-old socialite "is no longer a client of Endeavor," and her manager's office confirmed...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - An unusually aggressive Squirell, of the Mousse&Squirell writing team at TheSpoof.com, attacked three people in a German town before her last victim knocked her out with a crutch, police said Wednesday.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - In an effort to block, or at least slow down Ron Paul's extreme popularity on the internet, YouTube has been delaying videos meant for Ron Paul's Iowa Straw Poll campaign. This is only one small part of...
This here's Billy Bob agin. Ah been heerin on thuh grapevine that are feerless dicktatur is fixin' ta' attak Russia. I shore am proud of our dicktatur. He don't take nuthin' offa nobody. Good ol' George.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - LAKEWOOD, Colo., June 12 - The Bush administration Corrupt Bastards recommended Tuesday that thousands of former workers at a nuclear weapons plant be denied immediate government compensation for illnesses that they say result...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - The editor, Mark Lowton, and all the writers at TheSpoof.com have achieved a state of Nirvana thanks to a poster named Dattaswami. At first all the writers resisted and called on Mark Lowton to remove the poster and h...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - The subject? The REAL leader of the United States of America. Who you ask? George H.W. Bush, the AntiChrist.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Corrupt Bastards Club voted overwhelmingly to impose Eminent Domain on intellectual property rights. It's not enough for them to take your property, they want your mind as well.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Rudy Giuliani flitted about as he headed toward his Mercedes limousine in preparation to head to a New York slum to appeal to the "little people." He headed to an open-air crack cocaine market and thousand...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Paris Hilton, after kicking, screaming, and whining all the way to jail said that she was extremely humiliated and that people should be paying attention to important things like the War in Iraq and the men and wo...
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